i just wanna know: who broke it?
[Sheena'd thought she was all done with dimensional travel, now that the two worlds were united. But here she is, having fallen asleep in one world and woken up in a Tethe'alla that's just different enough from the one she knows to be constantly jarring. Her connections to Aselia's summon spirits dangle loose, snapped by distance - not even Origin's power could follow her here, it seems. That's more than a little unsettling.
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
done and done
Zelos asks him what to do.
"We find Mithos, first," Kratos says, simply. "The tower is on the way." It will be slightly slower than taking the most direct route, yes, but-- "Mithos will want to save his sister, too. Better if we collaborate than let him run ahead on his own."
Kratos does his best to breathe, to keep his anger under control, but his mind is racing, feeding off Zelos' fury.
"After that, we head to Martel, and Colette. Saving them will be easy once we're there. Getting there is what will be..." He sighs. "Well, it'll be slower than it will be difficult. A party this large does not exactly move fast."
Oh god I can't believe we're doing this
Kratos' next words stop Zelos in his tracks, though. The smile drops as he lowers his gaze, once again lost in thought while he tries to troubleshoot the next problem, to consider all of his options. It's true that travel time is the biggest issue here, and that the bigger the party the slower their progress will be--especially considering there's several humans with very basic and problematic human needs to take into account. A blade may go several days without food or sleep, for example, but a human cannot. Time at night that could well be translated into more ground covered is wasted sleeping, and the inherent need for food continues to put them in danger by forcing them to buy and trade in towns.
If they could somehow reduce all that travel time by reducing the amount of people traveling to Mithos in the first place...
Zelos raises his gaze to meet Kratos' once more, stance loose, expression questioning as he addresses the flesh eater before him once again. "You... You know where to find Mithos, right? Listen," he begins, voice careful and guarded. Arms still crossed Zelos shifts his weight from foot to foot, barely-contained excitement at the breakthrough he's made knocking on his core. "You and I are blades. Our travel time and distance could probably double just from the fact that we don't need to stop and eat or sleep as often as humans do. So..." Zelos trails off, wets his lips. Ignores the stab of guilt in his gut, takes a deep breath, and asks,
"What if--what if you were my driver?"
kratos decides to be somewhat responsible
That's... a lot to just ask someone.
He's not against the idea, exactly, and Zelos' point about speed has merit. He's not sure Zelos has factored in the fact he's a flesh eater, and even if he does not need as much sleep and food as humans do, he certainly needs more than blades do. Though... it would still be slightly faster.
But.
"Technically, I do not need to be your driver for us to go on ahead on our own," Kratos says, just to make sure Zelos has thought of that as well. "Though I am not opposed, if you want me to be your driver." He can certainly understand why Zelos might want that, might want a driver who isn't human.
"It's just... your current driver," Kratos says, slowly, becuase Sheena had not seemed like a bad person, for the little he's interacted with her. And if she has Anna's trust (and she must, or they wouldn't be traveling together), then she must be alright. "Won't she be worried?"
GOD DAMN IT
Plus, Kratos does have a point: there's no need for Zelos to swap drivers for them to just leave, even if the idea of having a non-human driver sounds like a blessing. He's just being a pushy, presumptuous asshole by putting someone who already said doesn't want to be a driver to blades he doesn't know in the spot like that. Kratos is probably just being polite with him.
Ugh.
"Sheena's alright," Zelos ends up saying, shrugging nonchalantly while avoiding making eye contact with Kratos. "She's a fast learner, and she did break me out of Meltokio, so. You could probably trust her to help with freeing Colette and Martel, so I guess staying with her as my driver makes sense."
Bitter shame at his own behaviour this whole conversation is already starting to creep up Zelos' back. He sighs and lets go of his own hair, rolls his head back to meet the other's gaze, frowning, the motions exaggerated and highly dramatized to hide the rest of his boiling nerves. "Mithos goes first, though," he says. "We need to get to him fast, but we need strength in numbers for later, so maybe we could temporarily split up with the others instead."
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The sun is starting to peek up over the horizon. Kratos hasn't been paying enough attention tonight to be sure, but it feels... early. Shouldn't it be another hour or so before sunrise?
"You're right," he tells Zelos. "That's a good plan. Should we..."
Kratos' eyes drag themselves towards the sunrise again, worry thrumming faintly in his veins. A sunrise he's not even sure is early is not cause for alarm, but he thinks about how long it's been since the cannon went off, thinks about how Mithos felt it as well as he did, thinks about how long Mithos has had to make hasty decisions, thinks about how much of a headstart Mithos could have gotten. Would... it even do them any good to chase after him? Would they even catch up to him? Can Kratos afford not to try?
The sun stares at him, mockingly. Is it higher in the sky than it was a second ago?
Kratos turns on his heel and nods for Zelos to follow. "Let's go, then--"
He only gets a step before he stops again. Anna stands before him, arms crossed, eyebrows raised, alive and well and that's not fair.
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Kratos breaks eye contact with her, shoulders tense, hands clenched. Something uneasy stirs in Anna's soul. There's so much she has to say, and now isn't really the time.
She sighs.
"If it's a matter of time, Malos is the only one still asleep," she says. "We can have him awake and camp packed up in like ten minutes. Or..."
She swallows.
"If the two of you really want to go on ahead, I guess that's fine? By me, anyway. But I don't want to tell Lloyd and Sheena the news, so..."
Kratos doesn't answer, staring first at the sunrise-- weird??-- and then at Zelos. His face says he's waiting for Zelos' opinion.
Zelos baby you're being irrational
When Anna speaks Zelos recoils a little, stumbling back a step and then flinching when both pairs of eyes settle on him instead, expectant and observant like a crowd waiting for their Aegis to speak, waiting for the empty promises of a weapon meant to look like a saviour. It's a familiar sensation and scene to the Aegis, one that he'd thought he'd left behind along with the painful, lonely life of an unnatural being only made to wage war. Violet eyes snapping between Kratos and Anna Zelos swallows down a lump, then releases it slowly in a small, breathy laugh, one that gets caught behind bared teeth, behind a sneer that tries to disguise itself as a grin.
Something in him snaps. In the absence of control, when put in the spot like this, the Aegis turns to anger. Because how dare these people trap him like this. How dare Kratos reject him. How dare Anna look at him like he's betraying them, how dare she bring up Lloyd and Sheena after what's just happened.
And how dare Zelos almost try and run away like this, to break his own drivers' trust by replacing her like it's nothing. To think he gets the chance.
Ridiculous.
"Tell them what news?" Zelos decides to play stupid, shrugging, grin dark and head tilted while he regards Anna. Because even if he rejected him, Kratos doesn't deserve the brunt of his rage, and even if Anna doesn't deserve it after what she's gone through, either, in the Aegis' mind she's still a more acceptable target to unload on. The temperature around him rises again, though it's more subtle, a small change in the face of his irrationality. He scoffs. "That we're packing up and leaving together in ten minutes? Sure, I can do that. No problem. Not a single problem."
Zelos is being irrational and he knows it, knows that the anger he feels in his core is misdirected when it should be kept bouncing in this isolated bubble that he's created within himself, knows that of all the people here he's the one that carries the most sins. And yet he cannot stop, focused instead on releasing it in the only way he knows how: outwardly, destructively and painfully, severing whatever progress and bonds he has made. "Besides," Zelos adds, turning on his heel to leave before he causes more damage, "Lloyd's all alone. Someone's got to check in on your son."
NO HE'S VALID
Kratos and Zelos' ether signatures are farther away, but still nearby. Same direction the tug in his core crystal tells him Anna is. After a few minutes, which Malos spends rolling up his bedroll and also Anna's, Zelos' ether signature aproaches, and the emotion bleed gets...
Oh. Yeah, that. It was about time for that, huh.
Malos cuts himself off from it, not wanting to feel all of Anna's frustration and guilt right now, especially considering Zelos is in sight now and there's something Malos wanted to talk to him about.
"Hey, Zelos!" he calls, sending the Aegis a smile. Zelos looks like he's uncomfortable about something, but Malos presses on, anyway. It's good news he wants to share, and like, who wouldn't be uncomfortable if they'd just had to excuse themselves from a married couple's argument. "Listen, I wanted to thank you for earlier. Saving Anna's life, getting us out of there... You were incredible, y'know? So, really. Thank you."
GOD. ALSO HAPPY 500TH COMMENT
Geez. He's kind of hoping to get some time alone before he has to face Lloyd and Sheena, given he's supposed to fabricate a lie that sounds convincing enough for them not to pursue the issue any further. It's not to be, though, because Malos calls his name and all of Zelos' time and energy is instead redirected at keeping himself in check so as to not lash out at an actual innocent just because he's hurting and it feels better to let it all out. He doesn't try to smile, but he does soften his expression and stance a little, trying to appear open, and--
Oh.
What the fuck, Malos.
Shame warms up Zelos' cheeks. Seriously, what the fuck is it with this fucking family? First he gets an apology out of nowhere, now he gets thanked out of nowhere, and, quite frankly, given the messes that Zelos has just created everywhere he's been, he doesn't feel very 'incredible' or worthy of any praise or gratitude. He tries to hide the surprise behind a last minute smile, letting out an anxious, breathy laugh as he raises his hands to--nothing, really. It's kind of stupid to be doing a defense/pacifying gesture at a time like this, but. Maybe that's just instincts.
The Aegis shakes his head. "Ah, no, I--" he gets stuck there, swallows hard. Shrugs. Add anxiety and slight panic to the horrible mixture of emotions in Zelos' core, then. Holy hell. "Anyone would've done it, right? We needed to survive. That's all it is."
(malos voice) prepare to feel valued, you bastard
Looks like maybe there's more on Zelos' plate, though...? Malos is pretty sure talking about it isn't gonna help shit, so he's not even gonna offer. Instead, he decides, he's just gonna pull Zelos into a hug.
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Physical contact isn't something he's used to unless it's meant to control him or sell an image to the public, usually an undesired violation of his personal space that he has no choice but to grit his teeth through and wait out. But the hold that Malos greets him with is different from that which his caretakers and the public have given; not exactly something soft, but not overwhelming, either. Firm and purposeful while still also having a sense of emotion to it. It is nothing like the types of contact Zelos has ever experienced or allowed to his person, more like a comforting weight than shackles falling around him.
It takes him a two full seconds of rigidity as he processes the action before Zelos' mind finally deems this to be perhaps safe, something that, while he's not sure if he wants it, he can accept without the grit teeth and hatred that he's used to storing in his core. Something gentle, perhaps. Wordlessly, he slowly relaxes his body, and even if Zelos makes no real move to return the hug, his forehead still comes to rest against Malos' chest, eyes closed as he tries to use the opportunity to calm down and takes deep breath after deep breath.
Zelos remains silent, absolutely refusing to bring any sort of attention to this and mentally begging Malos not to speak a word of it either. And slowly, all the overwhelming emotion in the Aegis' core is gently filtered out, taken string by string and shredded away to make way for a blissfully empty nothingness instead.
thanks aly for shenanigans ideas
Then he moves to his pack to get out the Emergency S'mores Rations because, fuck it, yesterday was awful and they're stuck here until Anna and Kratos figure out their shit, anyway. "Yo, Zelos, you mind relighting the fire?" he asks. Then frowns a little. "Actually I guess if you'd rather I get the flint to light it that's fine, too, must be pretty insulting everyone asking you to light shit just 'cuz you're a fire blade, huh?" He laughs, a little.
In the meantime, he makes his way over to the tree Lloyd and Sheena are nestled away in, cupping his hands over his mouth and calling up to them: "Lloyd! Sheena! Get your asses down here, I'm making s'mores!"
What the dink is a s'more. Do you need more S
Malos making such a big deal about the fire is funny, though, and despite the emptiness in his core left behind by the flames of his own emotions Zelos still chuckles at it a little. He directs a hand towards the dying embers and flips a wrist, raising his hand palm-up, bringing the campfire back to life to a satisfying popping height that quickly warms up the area. "Here you go, chief. Only the best from the best," he jokes. Then Zelos tilts his head, curious. "What's a s'more?"
Puppy Mode: ACTIVATED
Malos calls down from below, and Lloyd perks up, a grin landing itself onto his face in no time. Excited laughter bubbles out of his mouth as he shoves his tools and the miniature back into his pockets and leans over on his branch, just enough to yell down "fuck yeah, I love s'mores!!" without earning an irritated smack from Sheena. Lloyd glances back at her, all smiles because this is the best thing to happen to him in the past week, what the fuck.
"I would die for Malos," he says, half-joking, half-serious, and then he jumps off of the branch he's balanced himself on, taking the larger branches of the tree as steps in a ladder. On the last branch, he jumps and rolls down to the ground, picking himself up and jogging over to where Nia sleeps. Crouching down for a second, Lloyd pokes at her shoulder and waits for her to wake up.
"Hi! We're making s'mores, come join us if you want any!"
That done, he makes his way to Malos and begins lightly punching at his grandpa's shoulder, all excited energy. "S'mores! S'mores! S'mores!"
smores heaven now
"Here, Zelos," he says, "probably just be easier if I show you." He plops himself down next to the fire and settles himself into the classic marshmellow roasting position. "Technically, you don't have to roast the marshmellow, but it makes 'em scientifically better." He tosses the bag of marshmellows over to Lloyd while he waits for his to roast. Not that it really takes long. "And when it's nice and brown, you slap it between some chocolate and some crackers and-- There! Perfect S'mores! --hey!"
He doesn't even get to hold up his s'mores triumphantly before Nia's snatched it out of his hands.
"Ha!" she laughs, then takes a bite before Malos can even demand it back. Rude. "Repayment for healing your sorry ass."
"Coulda made your own!" Malos shoots back, then sighs and turns to Zelos. "Anyway, you want me to make you one or do you wanna give it a shot? Making 'em is all part of the experience, I think, but."
Zelos just realized that if he roasted a marshmallow in his hand he'd get dirty and he HATED that
Still, for now Zelos focuses on the commotion going on around them all and laughs at everyone's antics, flipping his hair back when Malos regards him instead and walking over to get closer. Humans are so silly. Food's irrelevant to a blade and especially to an Aegis, but, hey, it's always better to do things even if just for the social aspect of them anyway. "Sure, I'll give it a shot," Zelos says, reaching over to get a marshmallow. "Hand it over, old man."
just accept that there is no such thing as cleanly eating s'mores zelos
He puts the marshmallow over the fire, eyeing it impatiently, turning the stick over in his hand to ensure a Full Roasting. While waiting, he glances over to Malos and his s'more, and hides a mischevious smile behind his hand before setting his expression into something resembling impressed surprise. "That's so much more efficient than how we do things in my world. We usually keep the marshmallow and chocolate on the outside -"
Lloyd stops, yelping into a laugh as his marshmallow catches fire. He brings it close to his mouth and hurridly blows on it, smacking it between graham cracker and chocolate as soon as the flames die off. He's still chuckling as he takes a bite, burnt marshmallow still tasting delicious in s'mores form.
"Maybe don't set your marshmallow on fire," Lloyd says with a smack of his lips. "Still good, though. Oh, and Malos -" he reaches into the bag, grabs a marshmallow, and tosses it at his grandpa with a playful grin. "Catch it!"
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"Why the fuck would you put the cracker on the inside," he says, deadpan, squinting at Lloyd. He's not sure if Lloyd's fucking with him or not? Kid's got one hell of a poker face. And how's Malos supposed to know how shit works in Lloyd's world, honestly? Parallel worlds are weird. "You'd. Your hands would get even more sticky than usual. That's. Why."
Architect, Lloyd can't be serious. He can't be.
"Lloyd Irving if you're fucking with me, you're grounded," Malos says.
"I'm sorry, did you just say you're from another world?" Nia demands, staring at Lloyd. Then she registers what Malos said, and rounds on him. "Hold up, Irving!?"
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"I'm not lying!" He says, like a liar, reaching into the marshmallow bag again to make another s'more but inverted this time in order to prove his dedication to this stupid joke. "It's how we eat them back home. It's a delicacy, so the idea is you eat the s'more and then get to enjoy it afterwards by licking your fingers clean. It's fun. Don't ground me for enlightening you!"
As soon as he has the marshmallow on the stick, Nia turns on Lloyd and questions his whole other world thing. He winces a bit because - yeah, probably should have introduced himself sooner. On his behalf, he didn't really think about the whole thing until now, as used to being with the party as he is, and as used to him and Sheena being from a separate universe as they are. "Yeah, sorry about that. I'm Lloyd Irving, Malos' grandson from a different universe."
Lloyd ends the introduction with a thumbs-up and a grin, "that's the short of it anyways. Sheena up there is from my world, too."
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Lloyd's really fucking committed to his act, huh? He could fool Zelos again if he didn't know what to look for, or if he wasn't expecting him to pull something like this again, or if it wasn't for the little pull to his lips that's telling of a shit-eating grin. He's not tricking Zelos again that easily. Still, though. Architect, must he do this to every unsuspecting blade out there in the world? Please.
Clearly there is only one way to handle a situation like this.
He starts by taking off his glove and laughing. "Yeah, no, that's totally how they do it," Zelos shrugs, reaching over for another marshmallow to carefully warm it in his hand. The idea of getting sticky for the sake of a joke is horrible, but, whatever. If all the pieces of the puzzle don't come together perfectly then the full picture won't be convincing, so it's a sacrifice he's willing to make. "It's quite the backwards culture, honestly. They do everything all weird, but cultural differences are fun, right!"
Oh god, the marshmallow's melting. This is disgusting. Last minute, Zelos isn't sure he can commit to actually grabbing chocolate like this and getting even dirtier, so instead he redirects everyone's attention to Sheena when he turns on his heel and waves over at her, shouting, "Sheena! Get over here and help me with this!"
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When Lloyd jumps down, she hesitates, glancing down. Malos is up, obviously, but Zelos is, too, and… He probably doesn't want to see her, right now. The guilt that her conversation with Lloyd had softened bubbles up again, just for a second, before she pushes it away. It's fine. She doesn't mind staying up here a little longer - the early morning light is pale and dappled by the branches above her but warm anyway, and the others' words filter up to her as she closes her eyes and continues what the time spent with Lloyd had started and centers herself.
It's nice, actually, letting the conversation drift past her, though she has to muffle a very undignified snort of laughter and bright amusement as she realizes what Lloyd's trying to pull. And then Zelos calls for her, which she really hadn't expected, and she jolts a little as he waves, with a ripple of surprise. Well - maybe that was all the space he'd needed? S'mores don't sound like a bad idea, anyway. Sheena pulls herself to her feet, as casually as if she'd been on the ground, and eyes the distance for just a second before she leaps, straight down. Her landing is just as nonchalant, coming down onto one knee for a moment to distribute her weight better before she straightens up, heading over to Zelos.
"Don't look at me, my world didn't even have s'mores til Lloyd introduced them," she says, though the uncertain smile on her face as she catches Zelos's eye doesn't entirely match her tone. Not that she'd spent much time in Tethe'allan cities since the worlds were reunited, but the last time they'd stopped in on Regal he'd mentioned that Lloyd's prank had actually managed to take root in at least one noble's household, so far, and Sheena can't help the way her smile gets a little closer to a real grin as she remembers that. "What do you need?"
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"What do you mean your world didn't have s'mores!" he exclaims, dramatic and loud. Then he shrugs and offers the marshmallow to his driver, smirk big and eyebrow raised. "Honestly, I think the people here deserve a demonstration, so I was going to ask you to try the reverse process Lloyd keeps going off about! I even roasted a marshmallow for you since I'm so considerate!"
Please take the marshmallow, Sheena. Please. It feels disgusting in his hand.
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"Okay, okay," she says, leans in to take the marshmallow from his hand. The motion brings her out of the fragile morning light and into a shadow, and her eyes reflect Zelos's ether back at him, bright, for a moment. Actually, she kind of has to scrape the marshmallow off of his hand. Gross. This is why people use sticks, Zelos. "Thanks," she tells him, more sincere than dry - though, on the other hand, she does now have a handful of gooey marshmallow because of him, even if she appreciates the gesture - and reaches over for the rest of the s'more supplies, creating a fucked up reverse sandwich with the graham cracker in the middle. "Here, this is how you eat a Sylvaranti s'more," she says, struggling to keep a straight face as she takes a bite.
He's actually curious
Without really thinking about it Zelos waits until Sheena's already eaten the s'more and at least cleaned her hand before he does anything, choosing to reach over and cup her face in one hand, pulling her to look at him. He moves her head from side to side, watching her eyes reflect the light of his ether, and raises an eyebrow. Curious. Like, what the fuck? Zelos has seen and lived with enough humans in his life to know that this is abso-fucking-lutely not a human trait. Or, maybe that's just how humans are in Sheena's universe. But then why don't Lloyd's eyes shine?
Do they even shine? Have they tried that?
"Has anyone told you your eyes are like, glowing?" Zelos asks, watching her closely. "Is that a thing in your world, maybe? Like, what the hell." He moves her head to the right again before humming, then turns over to squint at Lloyd without releasing his driver. "What about you, huh? Any glow?"
he's so valid
He turns his head to look back at Zelos when addressed though, the grin softening down into a playful smile. "Nah, I'm human, so my eyes don't glow. Sheena's part elf, though," Lloyd shrugs, huffing out a laugh, "we think so, anyway, which would explain the nightvision thing."
Then, he sends Sheena a cheeky beam, ready to have something thrown at him. "She's a rescue though, so we don't know for sure."
HE IS
I'M GLAD Y'ALL LOVE HIM?
HE'S FANTASTIC
I'D DIE FOR ZELOS
NO!!!! HE'LL DIE FIRST. NOT NECESSARILY FOR YOU BUT HE'LL DIE
DON'T DIE YOU'LL BREAK MALOS' FUCKING HEART
EXCUSE ME
MALOS LOVES HIM!!!!!!!!
MITHOS HEAVEN FUCKING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvBbbYcD8o
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here comes a special boy!!!!! he's in hell
MITHOS IS /DEAD/
camp segue bitches
Sorry I'm late there was a hostage situation at the Derris Kharbucks
You left on a comet to get coffee?
i mean derris kharbucks DOES have good coffee, i would know
Y'think that's why Kratos left
well, seeing as importing a decent supply of coffee to aselia would be unreasonable, yes
Motherfucker left his son for coffee
coffee never hurt him!!
BUT LLOYD DID?
I MEAN, NO, BUT
THEN WHY'D YOU LEAVE HIM, MAN
LOOK WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
WHEN DID I LEAVE FOR COFFEE
ARE YOU NOT LEAVING RIGHT NOW
YES BUT THERE'S NO COFFEE INVOLVED
THERE COULD BE COFFEE INVOLVED
ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT FOR COFFEE?
YES
SORRY TO THIRD WHEEL YOUR COFFEE DATE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
ENLIGHTEN ME THEN
YOU COULD COME GET COFFEE, TOO
Zelos can't get anything with milk in it because he's lactose intolerant
Does he want soy or almond milk then
anxiety man strikes again
i love him
good someone has to
WE ALL DO
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sorry he got heavy on main
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anna /please/
he's dead, anna look another lloyd fucking died
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LEAVE FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND YOU KILL LLOYD? AND AFTER THEIR NICE DATE? SMFH I'M TIMESKIPPING
COUNTDOWN TO GOD GATECRASHING BEGINS NOW
I'M EXCITED
SAME
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Thanks he got fuckored and rambly
Soon they'll both be fuckored
Pwease
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HEEERE I AM, FLOATING IN MY TIN CAN
GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS A PRIVATE DREAM
Sheena please comfort your blade
SHES HERE
AAAAAAAND CONTACT
HUG! HEAVEN! NOW!
HUG HEAVEN NOW!!!!!! Also this tag sucks sorry
HAPPY 600 LADS
WE DID IT!!
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WET RAT WET RAT WET RAT
WET RAT WET RAT WET RAT
WET RAT BUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
HERE WE GO
(mithos voice) LET ME OUT, LET ME OUUUUUUUU
I'M AFRAID
SO AM I THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
SO MUCH FOR ANYONE HAVING A GOOD DAY
i should just change the post title to "everything is fucked"
lloyd's having A Time
WELL SO IS MITHOS, NOW
Comes in a thousand years late w Derris Kharbucks
can i get a mocha frappe
UNIONIZE!! BOYCOTT DERRIS KHARBUCKS!!! YOU FUCKS
Derris Kharbucks is better than Cruxis Cronuts at least
BLADES UNIONIZE!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE HUMANS!!!!! BLADE RIGHTS!!!!
BLADE RIGHTS!!!!!!! BLADE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT'S UP I DIED AGAIN
revives you
HI GUESS WHO DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MY TURN
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(thor voice) IS IT THO?
no but lloyd hopes if he repeats it enough it will be
he's valid
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SPEEDRUNNING THE TIMESKIP AND YET
EVERYTHING IS FINE
NO ITS NOT
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TIME TO SKIP ALONG
EVERYTHING WENT TO FUCK AGAIN
WHEN DOES IT NOT THO
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oops
THANKS
WE FUCKEDT IT
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Ding dong eveything is bad
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THE ALPHABET SOUP; IT SPELLS FUCK
we fucked it again
ME LOOKING AT THE GROUPCHAT LAUGHIGN LIKE HA HA IT JUST GOT WORSE
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THIS IS FUCKED
HI IM ABOUT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE
THANK YOU FOR THIS
I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME BUT
FUCK YOU, DAD
ZELOS IS DEAD
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DON'T CRAB RAVE AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!
FOLLOWS UP THAT INCREDIBLE TAG WITH A TINY ONE
IT'S FINE IT'S FINE
I AM TENDER?
MITHOS GETS HEAVY ON MAIN
WHEN'S THE FUCK GOD CLUB GETTING FOUNDED
(MITHOS VOICE) RIGHT NOW
Lloyd is volunteering to make club t-shirts
oh HELL yes
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SORRY FOR THE WAIT FOR SUCH A SHORT TAG
SHH I LOVE IT
SORRY I'M LATE I WAS GETTING DERRIS KHARBUCKS
OH DID YOU GET ME SOMETHING
i want a cruxis latte
well i bought 3 black coffees but they're all for me
rude,
you know what though that's fair
let's all go on the coffee run together next time
anna's paying and she can't tell me no
time to get a seraphim frappe
Lloyd cant feel exhaustion anymore but pls know if he could hed be about to take a depression nap
if he wants to nap it's fine malos can carry him around when they move
oh piggyback ride time
(malos voice) like lifting a couple of grapes
lloyd gets a kick out of being like nine feet tall
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