i just wanna know: who broke it?
[Sheena'd thought she was all done with dimensional travel, now that the two worlds were united. But here she is, having fallen asleep in one world and woken up in a Tethe'alla that's just different enough from the one she knows to be constantly jarring. Her connections to Aselia's summon spirits dangle loose, snapped by distance - not even Origin's power could follow her here, it seems. That's more than a little unsettling.
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
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"Yeah, alright," she says, the soft note that had crept into her voice earlier not leaving. "I think I can manage that." Here's hoping, at least. She's not alone, and maybe that's all it will take to keep him safe long enough to get out of the country. "From what Anna and Malos said, it shouldn't be too much further to neutral territory."
She falls silent after that, not wanting to ruin the moment, but before long the noise of someone approaching reaches her. With the soft snatches of speech accompanying the footsteps, it's probably the rest of their group and not soldiers catching up, but - best not to be caught unawares, just in case. (Maybe if she hadn't waited so long to have this conversation, they would have had time to recover from it before the others came back.) Sheena pushes herself to her feet, turning in the direction the voices are coming from as she tries to spot them.
Well - no one else would be wearing that much red, that's for sure. She laughs to herself about that softly, waving as the trio comes into sight to catch their attention.
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They don't look unhappy, really, but there is a definitive sense of Something Just Happened in the air and it's a bit worrying. Lloyd's noticed at this point their hesitance in being alone together, not quite avoidance but just a general discomfort of having to face each other, and. Well, he didn't get involved, didn't try to play counselor, but it was a little anxiety-inducing to see them shut away from each other a bit. He's glad they seem to be - y'know, not at each other's throats, but he still can't tell where they land with each other.
And both Sheena and Zelos have similar looks of relief at the return of the rest of the party, so maybe they need a bit of a distraction from whatever just happened or was discussed. Good for them, Lloyd's excellent at being a distraction.
Impulsively, Lloyd lets the toolkit slip into the pack and trades it for an orange they had grabbed from the market, makes his way to the two, and plops himself down on the ground in front of them with a quick "hey!"
He then proceeds to bite into the orange. The completely unpeeled orange. Without any fanfare. The citrus flavor is immediately overtaken by the absolute soured bitterness of the peel, completely ruining any satisfaction that comes with eating an orange the normal way, and even though Lloyd regrets this decision immensely, he keeps the blankest face he can muster. He's eaten worse. Like tomatoes.
Lloyd chews, swallows, and then grins at them. "Market was fun."
Sir this is a Burger King
What. The fuck.
And "What the fuck," he repeats out loud. Zelos reels back and blinks. Holy... shit. Holy fucking shit. "Did you just," he tries and fails to ask. Hm. Try again elsewhere. Without taking his wide eyes off the boy before them, Zelos reaches over to Sheena's ribbon and pulls gently, trying to gain her attention. "Sheena," Zelos says, "I. I think Lloyd broke."
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"What do you mean? He seems fine to me," she says, doing her best to keep her voice even and not ruin her poker face, before she turns her attention to Lloyd, settling back down onto the ground with the two of them. "You get enough of those to share?"
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"Yeah, Zelos, you never see someone eat an orange before?" He asks, forcing himself to look confused, and then bites into the orange again. The satisfaction of a well-placed prank is almost not worth the instantaneous regret of doing this. "Want a bite? It's pretty good," Lloyd says after swallowing, holding the orange out to Zelos.
None bones with left beef
"How else would you eat an orange?" she asks, the picture of innocence. She lifts it to her mouth, about to take a bite.
AND NO FUCKING ORANGES
Horrified and already incredibly full of regrets, but before Sheena can even THINK to take a bite, Zelos reaches over for the orange in her hands and snatches it away from her grasp. Then, he immediately pulls his gloves off with his teeth, letting his ether lines glow, and puts himself to work in peeling it as aggressively as the damn fruit had wronged him personally.
Zelos laughs. It's a little manic. What the hell is happening. "Yeah, I don't fucking think so!" he shrieks out while peeling, tossing the disgusting and useless orange bits away. Who cares if they're healthy. Yuck. "I refuse to watch this happen. You are going to eat this orange like a motherfucking person, not an Architect damned savage!"
Once he's done peeling, Zelos gracelessly tosses the orange back to Sheena growling at her, and then turns to Lloyd. He extends a glowing palm to him and raises an eyebrow in the most 'are you fucking kidding me' expression possible. "Give me your orange."
YALL GOT BONES IN YALL ORANGES?
And then Zelos holds his hand out for Lloyd's orange, and Lloyd passes it to him, hiccupping, trying to breathe properly. "Holy shit," he wheezes out, abdomen aching, "definitely didn't expect -" more giggles "- for you to get so mad at this."
THE PEEL IS ITS EXOSKELETON
She fumbles the orange briefly, less dextrous when she's absolutely losing her shit, but manages not to drop it at least. "Holy shit," she manages, between giggles.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
Still, though, at least Zelos is enjoying himself. A little bit of Sheena's joyous laughter sneaks its way through their link, and as such Zelos can't help it when he starts chuckling under his breath, the grin that brings contrasting with the concentrated furrowed brow he's sporting while peeling the fruit. "Honestly, you lot are terrible people," he laughs, finishing up, tossing the peel off his lap and onto the grass. Then he tosses the orange at Lloyd, aiming for the head. "At least I'm not the one who bit into an unpeeled orange! You must be so proud of yourself, huh!"
DEADASS
Popping the slice into his mouth, he chews - it tastes like a normal citrus fruit now, and he lets the actually welcomed taste of orange juice explode on his tongue - and fights off another laugh at the ridiculousness of what just happened. It's. Really nice, laughing like this again, and knowing he was successful in getting both Sheena and Zelos to laugh too just makes it all that much better. He likes this. It feels safe.
Silently, Lloyd hopes it stays that way.
WHERE DID THIS CONVERSATION GO EXACTLY
SOUP
To be honest, despite the conversation veering into the horrific and the fact that Zelos currently has to deal with his driver and her best friend being completely and totally mad, the air around the three of them is the lightest it's been, and for a moment Zelos allows himself to get lost in the sweetness of it as he plops an orange slice into his mouth and laughs through it. "Architect, you people are animals," he says. "Next thing you know you'll be telling me that Flesh Eaters actually eat flesh."
I WANT TO GO HOME FROM SOUP
ME TOO
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, they had to find this out eventually.
"No, it's," Anna interjects, nearly tripping over herself to insert herself into the conversation. "It's a really, frankly horrible colloquial term for um." She pauses. Takes a deep breath. What's the least horrible way to put it. "Blades who have been infused, some way or another, with human DNA."
That's something, but it's also basically nothing, so:
"They're still-- they're still blades, really. But the human DNA makes it harder for them to process ether, which... isn't good for blades," Anna continues. She wonders if that was relevant. More relevant, probably: "They also don't need drivers. Which means everyone hates them, and would rather pretend they don't exist."
Architect, she hates interrupting the good mood that was going on here, but she really couldn't stand them not knowing.
LLOYD GETS ANGRY (AGAIN)
"That's... awful," Lloyd breathes out in a kind of morose laugh, the disgust at the fact that blades feel like they have to go this far for true freedom plain on his face, in the way his lips pull back into a grimace. "I understand why they wouldn't have to have drivers - this system is so fucking broken against blades, but. God, that's - Why would anyone hate them? They want freedom, they just. That's cruel, making them suffer alone!"
His voice raises a little at that last line, and he shoots Sheena a look that reads like did you know about how fucked up this is? before he continues with his rant. "Blades don't get the choice to pick who drives them, who uses their powers and how, and then people get mad when blades try to gain that freedom? That's fucking disgusting. This sucks. This whole system sucks and needs to be overthrown."
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"And that's why we're going to find the Architect and kick his ass," Anna says, smile sharp, arms folded proudly. "I mean-- after Zelos and Colette are safe, of course. That takes priority."
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"Yeah, we can't leave things like this," she says, with a decisive nod. "If that's a blade's only option for getting out of a bad situation, and people are awful because of that…" Well. Punching god's a good place to start. "We'll just have to make a second option."
Oh lord
But then Lloyd's fervent ranting on the blade system catches his ear and doesn't let it go, so Zelos spares him a little glance out of the corner of his eye as he eats another orange slice. The sight plants a small and frighteningly warm feeling in his core, together with Sheena's agreement when she speaks next, but mostly, it all piques the Aegis' curiosity. A human, caring so damn much about how broken the system is? Wanting to change the system for the sake of bladekind? To abolish it?
Ain't that a concept.
The warm feeling remains, though. It's light and sweet, and completely uncomfortable, unfamiliar, terrifying. Zelos finishes eating his slice and lowers the rest to his lap, still intent on seeming nonchalant and disinterested, trying not to stand out. His pulse hastens. The logical side of Zelos' mind tells him not to believe such childish little ideals, especially when the three humans of this traveling party are planning on getting to it by asking the fucking Architect. You know, god. The man who supposedly created the world. Like, can't they take this a little bit more seriously, or what? It'd be a lot easier to go for the people in charge of regulating the system than chase after the fantasy of some lousy god that probably doesn't actually exist.
Honestly, Zelos has to laugh.
"So lemme get this straight. Apparently now the plan's gone from getting these two," he says, still sitting back, grinning devilishly and pointing with his head at Lloyd and Sheena, "back to their home world to just totally chasing after a myth in hopes that he will change, I dunno, the very fabrics of the entire world as it is." Spurred forward by some of Sheena's anger and his own disbelief, Zelos then chuckles, shrugs. "That's so... Human of you."
He says nothing else. But how very human indeed, Zelos thinks as that warmth trembles, yet remains.
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"We did it once," she says, flashes him a bright, confident smile. For all the mistakes they'd made along the way, the fact that they'd actually succeeded in reuniting the worlds is something she can be legitimately proud of. "If this Architect exists that might make it easier, but if not…" Sheena shrugs. "There has to be more than one way to rewrite a system, right? Even if we just make it harder for blades to be hurt by drivers, that's something."
At Sea World?
He laughs, something short and mocking, and nods his head along. "Oh, well. At least now we're making more sense, aren't we?" Zelos pushes himself to sit straighter and flaps one hand about. "I don't know how it is in your world, or whatever, but this whole talk about meeting Schrödinger's God is a little bit ridiculous if you ask me. Like, holy shit"--he laughs and dramatically sets that hand on his chest, apologetic expression exaggerated--"so sorry, honey, but I'm just pretty sure the Architect just doesn't exist."
Next, Zelos crosses his arms, pouts, and sets his hand under his chin as if pensive. One finger rises to tap at his chin. "But, well, if you wanted to fuck up a long-running natural system of power-dynamics and political agendas, I'd say you have to kill a few kings, or stage a coup here and there. Basically change the entirety of society as we know it." Seriously and with a nod, Zelos shrugs. "No biggie, right? That's just kind of how it is on this bitch of a world."
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"Like, don't get me wrong. I'm not opposed to killing both Sylvarant's emperor and Tethe'alla's king if I can't make them see sense. Whatever. Was kind of already on the agenda. Dunno if that'd actually fix how blades are treated, but figured it would at least stop the war." Anna shrugs. "It's- Whatever. We'll figure something out. We have to try. Hell, even if it takes me the rest of my life-- I'll see it done."
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Fixing his gaze back to Zelos, he opens his mouth again. "If it means I get to help take down the system that hurt you and countless other blades, I'll gladly be branded the universe's biggest idiot. You deserve better, they deserve better, and we're gonna make it happen."
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Zelos' jaw drops. Anna wants to fix this, wants to stop the war. Her words alone are already stopping Zelos' ether pulse for a second with how fucking serious and determined she sounds, but then when Lloyd speaks again, addresses him directly, and Zelos actually feels his jaw slam back closed and his breath hitch. Embarrassingly enough, Zelos feels his cheeks heat up again at the direct mention of his own pain and this 'something better' that Lloyd claims he deserves. So he grits his teeth, suddenly finds it hard to breathe. Because... they're serious. They're all serious, if the lack of malice in Sheena's side of the emotional link is anything to go by, too.
Oh, Architect above, this is too much to handle.
So Zelos decides not to handle it.
"Ugh--you know what? Whatever!" he shouts, throwing his hands up in the air in hopes that it'll distract from the orange glow on his cheeks. Then he hastily reaches for his gloves, slipping them back on as quickly as he can, looking away with his eyes closed and brow furrowed as if offended. "It's become perfectly clear to me that none of you are gonna listen to the voice of reason here, since you're all so dead-set on doing stupid shit in the first place!"
That said and without waiting for an actual answer, Zelos then goes to push himself to stand, dusting himself off. He grumbles under his breath. "But whatever, I don't care. I'm not your fucking babysitter anyway. But at least let's just stop wasting time and get back to the main task at hand, yeah?" Zelos claps his hands. "So get moving, people! We got so many Tethe'allans chasing us!"
And with that he scoffs again and walks off in the opposite direction that they came from, not waiting for anyone else.
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Zelos storms off, and she's not sure how to take it - there's heat rising in Sheena's cheeks, which… what? Is he embarrassed? Holy shit. She can't help it if she reacts like she would have if this had been the Zelos from their own world, just for a moment.
"It's not stupid if it works. And at least finish your orange!" she calls after him, turning away from the others to be heard better. Definitely not to hide her own blush.
WHY IS MALOS ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF TIMESKIPS
YOU KIDS WANNA BUY SOME ETHER CRYSTALS
STRANGER DANGER
Great!
WONDERFUL
MALOS HAS HAD ENOUGh
YOU FUCKED IT
WE FUCKED IT!
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HERE WE FUCKING GO
w e l p
THIS IS THE WORST DAY. EVER. OF ALL TIME
IT'S ALL FUCKED
WHOOPSIE DAISY WE GOT INVOLVED IN A WIDDLE FUCKY WUCKY
CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE
(SPIDERHAM VOICE) IT CAN GET WORSE
SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AMONG THIS CHAOS AT LEAST
I'M SO PROUD OF HIM
ME TOO WHAT THE FUCK
LET'S GET SERIOUS
ANNA'S FINE WITH THIS
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Alright kids we're gettin outta here
but first let's take it back now ya'll
420 BLADE IT
I'D LIKE TO WRITE A FORMAL APOLOGY TO LLOYD IRVING
Lloyd Irving and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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TAKES A HAMMER TO THE TAG IT'S FINE IT'S FINE
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He died
NO DYING IN THIS THREAD
NO DEATH!!!!
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
I AM YOUR DRIVER AND I SAY NO DEATH
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lloyd's next on the list promise
i love nia
SHES REALLY GOOD?
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rar write shorter tags challenge
No never I love them
they're wonderful???
I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO BC HERE'S ANOTHER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
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looks like the long tags just aren't going away--
thank u for my life
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TIMESKIP HEAVEN NOW??
TIMESKIP HEAVEN NOW
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kratos gets heav(ier) on main
listen he's valid, lloyd's in a perpetual state of anger
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boundaries are just important to him okay
blade kratos best kratos??? i adore him
MOOD!!!!
[Arrives four days later with an Aegis] What's up bitches
god lloyd /immediately/ perked up. honey
I love him so much
lloyd's a good boy!!!!
Oh god Kratos I'm fucked up
i love these redheads so much
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mithos was right, humanity should burn!
WE SHOULD BURN HUMANITY... TOGETHER
done and done
Oh god I can't believe we're doing this
kratos decides to be somewhat responsible
GOD DAMN IT
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Zelos baby you're being irrational
NO HE'S VALID
GOD. ALSO HAPPY 500TH COMMENT
(malos voice) prepare to feel valued, you bastard
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
thanks aly for shenanigans ideas
What the dink is a s'more. Do you need more S
Puppy Mode: ACTIVATED
smores heaven now
Zelos just realized that if he roasted a marshmallow in his hand he'd get dirty and he HATED that
just accept that there is no such thing as cleanly eating s'mores zelos
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He's actually curious
he's so valid
HE IS
I'M GLAD Y'ALL LOVE HIM?
HE'S FANTASTIC
I'D DIE FOR ZELOS
NO!!!! HE'LL DIE FIRST. NOT NECESSARILY FOR YOU BUT HE'LL DIE
DON'T DIE YOU'LL BREAK MALOS' FUCKING HEART
EXCUSE ME
MALOS LOVES HIM!!!!!!!!
MITHOS HEAVEN FUCKING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvBbbYcD8o
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here comes a special boy!!!!! he's in hell
MITHOS IS /DEAD/
camp segue bitches
Sorry I'm late there was a hostage situation at the Derris Kharbucks
You left on a comet to get coffee?
i mean derris kharbucks DOES have good coffee, i would know
Y'think that's why Kratos left
well, seeing as importing a decent supply of coffee to aselia would be unreasonable, yes
Motherfucker left his son for coffee
coffee never hurt him!!
BUT LLOYD DID?
I MEAN, NO, BUT
THEN WHY'D YOU LEAVE HIM, MAN
LOOK WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
WHEN DID I LEAVE FOR COFFEE
ARE YOU NOT LEAVING RIGHT NOW
YES BUT THERE'S NO COFFEE INVOLVED
THERE COULD BE COFFEE INVOLVED
ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT FOR COFFEE?
YES
SORRY TO THIRD WHEEL YOUR COFFEE DATE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
ENLIGHTEN ME THEN
YOU COULD COME GET COFFEE, TOO
Zelos can't get anything with milk in it because he's lactose intolerant
Does he want soy or almond milk then
anxiety man strikes again
i love him
good someone has to
WE ALL DO
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sorry he got heavy on main
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anna /please/
he's dead, anna look another lloyd fucking died
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LEAVE FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND YOU KILL LLOYD? AND AFTER THEIR NICE DATE? SMFH I'M TIMESKIPPING
COUNTDOWN TO GOD GATECRASHING BEGINS NOW
I'M EXCITED
SAME
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