i just wanna know: who broke it?
[Sheena'd thought she was all done with dimensional travel, now that the two worlds were united. But here she is, having fallen asleep in one world and woken up in a Tethe'alla that's just different enough from the one she knows to be constantly jarring. Her connections to Aselia's summon spirits dangle loose, snapped by distance - not even Origin's power could follow her here, it seems. That's more than a little unsettling.
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
It takes her some time, alone in a bizarro version of Meltokio as she is, but eventually she stumbles on a lead - an old scientific journal, a mention of the power of something called an Aegis being able to transcend space and time, at least in theory. And a little asking around tells her that Tethe'alla has its own Aegis, though no one's seen it for years. Well. Worth a shot, right?
Somehow she manages to talk her way into the Tethe'allan castle where the Aegis's core crystal awaits being woken up, with a series of smiles and her very best politicking - yes, of course she's got nothing but loyalty for Tethe'alla, of course she's skilled at this, of course it'd be a great honor.
(Zelos would be proud, she thinks, wryly.)
They're dubious, but her persistence wears them down, or maybe they're just desperate enough for a return of the Aegis's power to let her try, and the orange core crystal is offered out to her.
She takes a deep breath, and reaches out to touch it.]
she'll high five him next time
And then he continues, and her whole train of thought crashes off the rails violently.
She just. Stops dead, going numb with horror. "No," she says, faint, her voice sounding far away to her own ears. "No, I--" She shakes her head, emphatic, too much force going into the motion as if it would help shake away the cold dripping down her spine, her sudden awareness of the blood on the grass. "No."
Everything's bad
In the distance, though, the dark clouds over the sunlight finally do break. Rain pours down, far away from the two of them.
And with the rain so too comes Zelos' resolve crashing down.
Maybe it's the sight of Sheena freezing up and crumbling under his gaze, or maybe it's the sound of the storm in the distance, or the lack of sunlight, the way the dreamspace reflects every single emotion that Zelos' expression refuses to display. Perhaps it's simply the mixture of horror and shame finally reaching a boiling point in his throat, clogging it and his thoughts. Whatever it is it pushes Zelos to stumble backwards, hands curled into fists and tapping against his thighs as he reaches for the dreamspace's port, ready to disconnect them both if that'll push them both out of here, away from each other once more.
He finds the concentrated block of ether mixing with mana, the space where their consciousnesses merge, and pulls until the scenery melts away into darkness. When he wakes, Zelos makes a tremendous effort to remain motionless and keep his eyes closed, pretending to sleep still, listening in and trying to focus on the way the ambient ether changes with his companions' signals, looking for Sheena's and paying careful, close attention to the way their resonance link feels after that. How badly did he fuck up, he wonders. Involuntarily Zelos shudders, but after that he stills again, too afraid to face the repercussions of his actions just yet.
So he hides. Hides, lies, pretends. Watches from a safe distance. It's so pathetic that Zelos almost breaks the mask and laughs.
Maybe him being a coward is a universal constant.
EVERYTHING'S BAD
Her face is tacky and damp with tears - she must have been crying in her sleep. Great. At least it doesn't seem like she'd been loud enough to wake anyone. Lloyd's got enough on his plate to deal with, and she has no intention of telling him about any of what just happened anyway. She lets out a shaky sigh, shifting in her bedroll to wipe her face dry. There's no getting back to sleep after that, her head still a mess of her own emotions, Zelos's distant-and-fading ones, and everything she'd seen, but she lies still, watching the stars without really taking them in.
The unease remains even as the others finally wake up and get moving, and she can't quite find an inner balance. She keeps her distance from Zelos, awkward, self-aware enough to know that if she tried to press the issue now, while she's still upset, she'd only end up making it worse. (And besides, what would she even say?) So she stays quiet - shakes off Lloyd's concern with a definitely-fake laugh and a comment about just having had a weird dream, spending her time practicing dampening the emotional link between them. She doesn't get far, still off-balance as she is, but even taking a little of the immediacy out of it feels like a victory.
TIMESKIP TIME
Thankfully they aren't completely out of cash yet, so Anna can do Entirely Legal haggling for all the supplies they need. She and Lloyd talk road-trip recipes, she's delighted to learn he knows quite a few more than she does (in her defense, Jin's always done most of the cooking) so she lets him buy what he needs. They're just about ready to head out when they walk past a fruit stall.
Fruit isn't gonna last 'em much longer than a few days, but Anna is dying to have something sweet for a change, and she's pretty sure they can afford a little. So.
Except, hold on a minute.
"You're charging how much for apples?" she demands, incredulous.
The guy running the stall is short and round and looks kind of grimy. All of his fruit is definitely imported, from the labels on the crates. His face is like a stone as Anna accuses him.
"We are at war," the merchant reminds her. "It's much harder to get fruit when--"
"Bullshit, we've been at peace since the misfire," Anna counters, before he can get any further into that excuse. She scans his prices again, getting more offended the more she considers them. Oranges can't cost that much either. She'll believe the bananas, since those only grow in Altamira, but-- Where is he importing these from? Bumfuck nowhere? "Look. Five apples. Half that price."
"No sale."
Architect, he's a real piece of work.
"Come on, that's totally reasonable," Anna insists. "You don't even have to give me good apples."
"That price is final," the merchant argues. "With our Aegis missing we are essentially at war, so I refuse to take even a single gold less for my wares."
"...fuck your apples, then," Anna says, turning away. "Come on, Lloyd."
Lloyd Does Crimes
But here he is, being led through the market by Anna, holding their packs and calling for her attention when passing by something that is needed or could be useful for their travels. It's… really nice, actually. Neither of them bring up their conversation in the forest on that first night of their travels, instead joking around and having light-hearted conversations about the things they enjoy about traveling, funny stories and cool recipes traded back and forth like second nature. And watching Anna haggle for food and necessities as though every overpriced item is a personal slight to her character is fun too, especially when Lloyd gets to sneak in a few lines of support for her arguments. He wishes Malos were here with them, as used to the blade's presence as he's gotten in the past few days, but Malos was dodgy when Lloyd asked why he wouldn't come, so he let the topic drop. It's fine, he's having fun.
At least, it's fun until they get to the fruit stand. The apples the seller has on sale do look delicious, and Lloyd hadn't realized how much he missed the sweet treats until he was staring at them in the basket they were being held in, but those prices are outrageous, a blatant attempt to swindle some poor folk and the unknowing into buying overpriced food, a goddamn necessity. Already, Lloyd's mouth sets itself into a frown, definitely irritated by the gall of this dude, but while he probably would have just walked away from the stand and let it be, Anna takes the obnoxious pricing to heart and gets heated.
The man really is quite a piece of work. The way he talks is condescending, assertive and arrogant, disrespectful towards Anna and her own knowledge. Lloyd bristles at the way he says "our Aegis," as though Zelos is not a goddamn person, just a weapon. And even though the Dwarven Vows echo through Lloyd's mind, he thinks if Dirk were here to see this guy, he'd understand.
While Anna is arguing with the merchant, Lloyd steps closer to the apple stand and - without taking his eyes off of the confrontation - scoops up two apples from the edge of the basket, quickly and efficiently settling them into the pack he's let hang just off his wrist, giving him easy, one-armed access to the mouth of it.
Anna calls for him to leave, so with the deed done, and his face as blank as can be, he nods and continues on with her. They make their way out from the market's handwoven fiber cover and Lloyd listens with no small amount of amusement righteous satisfaction as his mom calls the merchant every filthy name in the book. She's not paying attention to Lloyd's movements, so he grabs one of the apples out of the pack as soon as they're out of the merchant's sight and takes a bite into it.
"Yeah, what an asshole," he says after swallowing, a wide, playful grin placing itself on his face. "Can't believe he was charging so much."
And then with his free hand, he grabs the other apple from the pack and holds it out to Anna, grin growing impossibly bigger. "Want an apple?"
ANNA'S SO HAPPY
"Of course I do," she says, taking the apple from Lloyd. She's so excited, so proud of her son she doesn't even think about taking a bite right away, too distracted by needing to say: "Holy shit, I didn't even see you-- I mean, I guess that's the point."
She laughs, delighted, then takes a bite. It tastes incredible.
"And you managed to snag the best apples? Lloyd I'm so proud."
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There is something to be said about her pride being over his own petty theft of fruit, but. Hey, he'll take it! Beggars can't be choosers, and the merchant deserved to have some of his inventory swiped. Plus, the apples are pretty good, and Lloyd can't really find himself regretting his decision when the sweet taste hits his tongue. It's a great day at the market, if he says so himself.
"I've got experience snagging stuff like this from jerks like that," he says, by way of explanation. "When I was going through my own journey with Sheena and some friends back home, there were times where we were strapped for gald and we would have to haggle and stuff too," and then he laughs, "Sheena and I have entire routines on how to deal with shitty merchants. They're always a fun time."
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Anyway, maybe don't think about that now. Listen to your son, Anna, stop talking about yourself.
"You went on a journey? What kind of journey?" she asks, eager to know more. She doesn't know much about his other friends, just hears names in passing; fond stories about Colette (which fill her with some sadness, knowing where Colette is in this world) (the sooner they get to her, the better), and a boy named Genis who she honestly wishes she could meet becuase it sounds like he and Lloyd are great friends.
Honestly she wishes she could meet all of Lloyd's friends.
But that's neither here nor there and at least she got to meet Sheena, grateful for the chance to see Lloyd interact with family he clearly loves so much (even if sometimes it feels like intruding, like something she shouldn't see, something she wouldn't wish to be apart of, but. Well. Lloyd probably feels the same way about her in return, huh?)
(...maybe don't think about that, either.)
Anna yanks her mind away from that and jokes: "I mean, I'd take a wild guess and ask if you were a fugitive, but Architect I do not wish my life upon you so please tell me I'm wrong, actually."
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"The journey was - I mean it's. It wasn't a big deal, really. My friend - Colette, I've talked about her - she... Had a cool, uh, goal, she had to accomplish, so I joined her while she traveled. We met Sheena and some others along the way."
Lloyd pauses, mentally thinks back at what he had just said, and kinda berates himself. He's such a terrible liar, damn it, but as long as Anna understands not to pry, it'll be fine. He's just - he's enjoying himself. He doesn't want this day to be ruined by thinking too hard.
And then she asks if he was a fugitive. Well, Anna, it might surprise you that not only was he a fugitive, he was a fugitive on two goddamn worlds!
But Lloyd's not gonna tell her that.
"A-ah, no I wasn't - well, I wasn't actively." Lloyd pauses, blinks, and then continues. "I wasn't a fugitive."
He's a terrible liar.
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"It... I was just joking around, a little," Anna says. "I mean, sucks if you were a fugitive, but like... Sometimes the government's dumb as shit. And sometimes you do shit to piss 'em off. But if it's the right thing, who cares what the government thinks, you know?"
She has no idea if that was helpful at all, just running her mouth like she always does. She's curious, though, quietly proud, at the thought of her son doing anything to piss off any government, even though she can only really take a guess at what kind of wrong he was setting out to undo. (She doesn't even assume he wasn't. He's an Irving, after all.)
She could ask, but she isn't sure how, and-- And maybe he's more like Kratos and less like her, in that bragging about this sort of thing isn't something Lloyd really enjoys. Anna knows she's an oddball, on that front.
Still.
"Colette must be amazing, the way you talk about her," Anna begins. "What was she trying to--"
Anna catches herself, before she finishes the question. She remembers-- where Colette is in this world, again, the zero-hesitance admittance from Lloyd that this Colette and his own share somewhat similar roles. Maybe she better not ask. Maybe it's not even Lloyd's story to tell.
"Actually," Anna says, plowing into the subject-change with breathless determination that often winds anyone who's not used to her. "You said you and Sheena had ways of dealing with shitty merchants? Tell me before I forget to ask again."
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"Gods, we have so many," Lloyd starts, a grin already pulling at his lips as he turns the apple in his hand, hooking his free hand's thumb into a belt loop. "One of our main methods was something we called 'Get Help' and - we usually didn't get out of it without some form of property damage, but. Basically, one of us would pretend to be fatally injured, the other would run into the market while supporting the injured one, and we'd just -"
Lloyd breaks off into giggles, fondly remembering the few times he and Sheena had pulled it off, "- the one who was pretending to be fine would just yell 'my friend is dying! Get help!" And then threw the injured one at the nearest stall. Whoever was pretending to be fine would steal as much shit as possible, the injured one would distract, and we'd get up and run as soon as we had what we needed."
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Regardless. That does not change the immense pride she holds for her son right now, the incredible delight and awe that he came up with something so devious and incredible.
"Holy shit, that's so good," she says. She's completely forgotten about her apple in her delight. "I'm. You have to show me, one of these days."
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Taking another bite of the apple, Lloyd thinks for a second, and then, the smile is back on his face, mischevious. "You should see the disguises Sheena and I have had to use before. We can't perform 'Get Help' looking like our usual selves, after all! We'd get banned in a heartbeat."
Curiosity lingers in his heart, a pressing want to know more about his mom and the grandpa he apparently has in this world, but he figures origin stories aren't the way to start. So he keeps it easy: "do you and Malos have any funny acts like that? He's been keeping the good stories away from me, I know it!" Lloyd pouts, grumbling. "Probably thinks I'll get ideas."
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She shoots Lloyd another smile, fond.
"Then again... I guess if our act ain't broke, there's no reason to fix it," Anna admits, with a shrug, then dives right into explaining their mastery:
"Y'see-- Malos? Big guy. Loud guy. Very good at drawing attention. Me? Tiny. Don't really look like a threat unless I'm trying to. If Malos is causing a scene, who's no one watching? Me. Especially not when I was still a kid, you know?" she adds, laughing. "Fucking no one watches kids, even though I swear kids are ten times more likely to just pocket shit. Case in point." She gestures to herself, grinning. "Stole more shit than I paid for, when I was thirteen."
Maybe anyone else wouldn't be so casually delighted to talk about shit like having to steal to even get a meal, but-- this is her life, and Anna's gonna be proud of every inch of it, thank you.
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Actually, it's completely believable, but it's still fantastic. Hearing stories about Anna and Malos works at Lloyd's itch to know more about them, to know the mother he never had and the grandpa he wouldn't have gotten to meet anyways had Lloyd never followed Sheena here to this weird, parallel world. He wants to know more about them, how they met and the subsequent shenanigans that seem to have happened. Maybe this would be a good time to ask?
"So... How did you and Malos meet, actually? I know you're his driver, but, uh. Do you just... Ask someone if they wanna be driven?" Lloyd pauses, squints, and starts over. "Ignore that. Just - yeah, how did you both meet?"
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Anna clears her throat. "Blades don't, um. They don't really exist, without a driver?" It sounds so weird, when she says it aloud. "Without a driver, they're just a core crystal. Dormant, until someone comes along and wakes them up."
Actually that wasn't so bad of an explanation, Anna thinks. Onto answering Lloyd's question.
"So, uh- well, twenty years ago-- was it twenty years ago?" Time's been a lot harder to keep track of since she stopped aging. "Somewhere around there. We were slightly more at war than we are now, and my village got raided, and... I was the only one who survived, and... I found Malos' core crystal after running from the destruction." Old, somewhat tender memories, of everything burning and the stench of blood fill her mind, but they're gone before long. "He saved my life."
That day itself isn't one of Anna's favorites, but her smile--if a little sad--is fond enough. The pain's mostly behind her. And she did meet Malos that day, even if she lost everything else.
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Lloyd blinks, eyebrows shifting downwards as his eyes narrow in thought. So, a driver awakens a core crystal, and the blade pops up as is, but where does the conversation come into place? Where is the deal struck and the agreement made? When is the contract signed and the terms of partnership made valid?
Do blades have absolutely no control on who wakes them up, who drives them? Who controls them, or how? How their resonance is shaped? How it's used?
Nausea churns in Lloyd's gut, the apple in his hand no longer seeming sweet. So this world has a system of indentured servitude, basically, where bladekind and their individual happiness is left in the hands of lucky draws, a chance for a good driver over that of a terrible one. And while Lloyd still has hope and faith in humanity - in the general will of people to do good - he's seen way too much, experienced way too much to know that this system works as it should, that all people treat their blades as they should.
Lloyd thinks of the Aegises - of Zelos, of Colette, of the way they were abused - and the anger that flares up in his heart is intense, rage choking his logical thoughts within seconds. It's a miracle he's able to push it down long enough to listen to Anna's story, because, well. He did ask for it.
And he does listen, places his free hand on Anna's forearm and gives her a small, reassuring smile, but the sick fury pulses through his veins, not unlike what he felt when he learned of the Angelus Projects, of the true cost of Exspheres and Cruxis Crystals. What the fuck, he thinks, does Sheena know about how awful this system is?
"Mom," Lloyd calls out in his distraction, not even realizing he's opened his mouth until his voice rings out around them, "you're saying that blades don't have explicit control over who drives them, and if that's the case, that's just - that's fucked."
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"It. Yeah," she says. Her throat is dry. Her voice registers distantly to her brain, words she barely hears herself say underneath a roar. "Yeah I guess it is kind of fucked."
"Unfortunately, no, not unless I want to throw these past ten years of work down the drain.")
Something pulses behind her eyelids, strong, and then suddenly it's gone. Anna takes a deep breath, hand finding Lloyd's on her arm to steady herself. She feels fine, now, other than the foul taste under her tongue.
"But don't get mad at me," she laughs, sharp. "I'm not the one who made the world like this! And the asshole who did-- even if he is real, I highly doubt we can get our hands on him to lodge a complaint."
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"Sorry," Lloyd apologizes, a little sheepish. "You're right, I just - I dunno, there is still so much about this world I don't understand, and, well. I guess the idea of... Okay, so there are these things in my world that are known as Summon Spirits and I'm not gonna really go into how that works because that's Sheena's whole shebang, but," he takes a breath, rambling, trying to get to his point.
"The whole thing here is that they can be summoned, and like blades, can be used for their powers and stuff, but it's all -" Lloyd stops, narrows his eyes, what's the word, what's the word, what's the w - THAT'S THE FUCKER. "It's all contractual. They have complete control in who's allowed to use their powers, so I just assumed that blades were the same way. It's..."
Lloyd forces himself to take another bite of the apple, mind racing, and as he chews he tries to better pinpoint how he feels about all of this -
"It's a little upsetting to think blades don't. Have that right. I, uh. So the Architect, he's. Okay, let's say he was real: where would we find him? We - Sheena and I, I mean, have our fair share of experiences in meeting mythological legends."
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She's not sure which is worse.
Anyway, actually meeting the Architect? She laughs at the absurdity of the idea for a second, but-- Come on, Anna, the Aegises are real people. If the legends about them creating the world are true, the Architect probably is too, and--
(The memory, somewhat sharp, of foreign ether filling her to the brim, burning her arm, saving her life--)
"Maybe he is real," Anna allows. "If he is-- Mithos would know." If she'd ever talked to him for more than ten minutes, maybe he would have said something. "So I guess we can ask him when we get there."
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"A-Ahaha, yeah," Lloyd laughs nervously, "M-Mithos. That's right, I uh - I'll make a note to ask him while we're there. He's..."
Hints of deranged laughter and desperate talk echo through his mind, the otherwise quiet sounds of nature not enough to block out the memories that want to flash through his eyes, the glinting of a blood-covered sword as it runs itself through a chest, the sound of a cruxis crystal being shattered -
"...He's our best shot at this, after all!"
sorry lloyd
Hmm.
"I mean, I can ask him too, that's not a problem," Anna says, to lighten what she guesses is his load, barely even thinking about the act. "Or I can ask Kratos. There's little Mithos knows that he doesn't." (She kind of wishes in hindsight she'd paid more attention, but Kratos talked so rarely about the Architect anyway that she's not sure it would have helped.) "I can take care of that, you don't have to worry."
And then, becuase she'd like to know, just a little more.
"Is... The Mithos in your world... What was he...?"
[lloyd voice] this is fine!
Floundering, Lloyd tries to compose himself enough to answer, except. Well, he knows that if he tries talking about Mithos here, without Sheena around to hold hands with and know he's not alone, that - that somebody else knows he didn't want to, that he didn't - he didn't know how else to stop him or what else to do because talking didn't work and fighting wasn't working and Mithos was supposed to block -
Take a deep breath, Lloyd. Count to ten.
He can't answer that question.
"Don't ask," Lloyd says, suddenly and a little curtly, before softening his tone, looking down at his scuffed up boots. Stop lashing out, Lloyd, that's not how you get people to like you. "It doesn't matter, anyways. T-This Mithos seems way different. I... I'll get over it, but don't worry, alright?"
And then he flashes Anna the biggest grin he can muster, putting his all into ignoring everything his mind can throw at him, and lightly pulls his arm out of Anna's grip, skipping ahead just a little, just enough to keep her out of proper observing range. "Let's go, I wanna see what Malos was being so sneaky about!"
malos is gonna make me cry
Oh. Maybe-- when they get closer. She'll make sure Lloyd knows he doesn't have to talk to Mithos, or get anywhere close, not if he doesn't want to. But the converastion's over for now. So Anna let's it drop.
Anna tugs gently on her ether link to Malos. Feels like he's pretty close, so if he could just intercept them-- There he is!
"Speak of the devil," Anna laughs, as if she definitely didn't just play a hand in orchestrating this timing.
"Hey!" Malos calls to them, waving with one hand and hastily shoving something behind his back with the other. Not suspicious at all, no. (Incredibly suspicious Malos, you're better at this.) Anna does her best to convey in as few seconds as possible that Lloyd could definitely use a mood booster, so unless whatever the hell that is Malos is hiding has to wait, now's a good of a time as any.
Malos gets the idea though, thankfully. He trots to meet them, sighing dramatically. "Alright, so, I meant it to be a little more of a surprise than this, but I guess that's on me for not trying harder to avoid y'all 'til we were back at camp," he complains, then pauses dramatically as he pulls his hand out from behind his back and reveals:
A modest kit of woodcarving tools.
He grins shakily at Lloyd. His anticipation is so strong it clutches Anna's windpipes, but she smiles, fond. Her dad's such a dork.
"Remembered you mentioning you liked making things, Lloyd," Malos says. "So I got this for you."
malos is gonna make /lloyd/ cry!!!!
And then he jogs on over and pulls the thing out from behind him. It takes Lloyd a few seconds, a blink of wide eyes being his only reaction, and then the realization of just what Malos had gotten him and the fact that he remembered Lloyd liked making things hits the boy like a train.
Lloyd throws the apple he's still holding somewhere into the forest, hands shooting out to grab the kit, excitement pulling his grin into a straight up beam, and then he's tearing up, sniffling, and looking up at Malos like the man had just told him tomatoes didn't exist in this dimension.
"Thank you!!" Lloyd not-quite shouts but kinda close to it. He glances back down at the tools, so fucking excited to be able to carve again, and then decides the thank you wasn't enough. So he tosses himself at Malos, pulls him into as best a hug he can manage with the toolkit and packs on him. "Thank you so much!!"
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skates back into the thread with derris kharbucks
can i have a frappe
Sir this is a Burger King
Can I get a Big Mac then
I'd like a boneless pizza
None bones with left beef
AND NO FUCKING ORANGES
YALL GOT BONES IN YALL ORANGES?
THE PEEL IS ITS EXOSKELETON
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
DEADASS
WHERE DID THIS CONVERSATION GO EXACTLY
SOUP
I WANT TO GO HOME FROM SOUP
ME TOO
LLOYD GETS ANGRY (AGAIN)
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Oh lord
here we are
At Sea World?
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WHY IS MALOS ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF TIMESKIPS
YOU KIDS WANNA BUY SOME ETHER CRYSTALS
STRANGER DANGER
Great!
WONDERFUL
MALOS HAS HAD ENOUGh
YOU FUCKED IT
WE FUCKED IT!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUFI9T4_TA
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HERE WE FUCKING GO
w e l p
THIS IS THE WORST DAY. EVER. OF ALL TIME
IT'S ALL FUCKED
WHOOPSIE DAISY WE GOT INVOLVED IN A WIDDLE FUCKY WUCKY
CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE
(SPIDERHAM VOICE) IT CAN GET WORSE
SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AMONG THIS CHAOS AT LEAST
I'M SO PROUD OF HIM
ME TOO WHAT THE FUCK
LET'S GET SERIOUS
ANNA'S FINE WITH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
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Alright kids we're gettin outta here
but first let's take it back now ya'll
420 BLADE IT
I'D LIKE TO WRITE A FORMAL APOLOGY TO LLOYD IRVING
Lloyd Irving and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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TAKES A HAMMER TO THE TAG IT'S FINE IT'S FINE
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He died
NO DYING IN THIS THREAD
NO DEATH!!!!
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
I AM YOUR DRIVER AND I SAY NO DEATH
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a wild nia appears
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lloyd's next on the list promise
i love nia
SHES REALLY GOOD?
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rar write shorter tags challenge
No never I love them
they're wonderful???
I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO BC HERE'S ANOTHER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
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looks like the long tags just aren't going away--
thank u for my life
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TIMESKIP HEAVEN NOW??
TIMESKIP HEAVEN NOW
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kratos gets heav(ier) on main
listen he's valid, lloyd's in a perpetual state of anger
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boundaries are just important to him okay
blade kratos best kratos??? i adore him
MOOD!!!!
[Arrives four days later with an Aegis] What's up bitches
god lloyd /immediately/ perked up. honey
I love him so much
lloyd's a good boy!!!!
Oh god Kratos I'm fucked up
i love these redheads so much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
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mithos was right, humanity should burn!
WE SHOULD BURN HUMANITY... TOGETHER
done and done
Oh god I can't believe we're doing this
kratos decides to be somewhat responsible
GOD DAMN IT
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Zelos baby you're being irrational
NO HE'S VALID
GOD. ALSO HAPPY 500TH COMMENT
(malos voice) prepare to feel valued, you bastard
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
thanks aly for shenanigans ideas
What the dink is a s'more. Do you need more S
Puppy Mode: ACTIVATED
smores heaven now
Zelos just realized that if he roasted a marshmallow in his hand he'd get dirty and he HATED that
just accept that there is no such thing as cleanly eating s'mores zelos
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He's actually curious
he's so valid
HE IS
I'M GLAD Y'ALL LOVE HIM?
HE'S FANTASTIC
I'D DIE FOR ZELOS
NO!!!! HE'LL DIE FIRST. NOT NECESSARILY FOR YOU BUT HE'LL DIE
DON'T DIE YOU'LL BREAK MALOS' FUCKING HEART
EXCUSE ME
MALOS LOVES HIM!!!!!!!!
MITHOS HEAVEN FUCKING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvBbbYcD8o
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here comes a special boy!!!!! he's in hell
MITHOS IS /DEAD/
camp segue bitches
Sorry I'm late there was a hostage situation at the Derris Kharbucks
You left on a comet to get coffee?
i mean derris kharbucks DOES have good coffee, i would know
Y'think that's why Kratos left
well, seeing as importing a decent supply of coffee to aselia would be unreasonable, yes
Motherfucker left his son for coffee
coffee never hurt him!!
BUT LLOYD DID?
I MEAN, NO, BUT
THEN WHY'D YOU LEAVE HIM, MAN
LOOK WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
WHEN DID I LEAVE FOR COFFEE
ARE YOU NOT LEAVING RIGHT NOW
YES BUT THERE'S NO COFFEE INVOLVED
THERE COULD BE COFFEE INVOLVED
ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT FOR COFFEE?
YES
SORRY TO THIRD WHEEL YOUR COFFEE DATE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
ENLIGHTEN ME THEN
YOU COULD COME GET COFFEE, TOO
Zelos can't get anything with milk in it because he's lactose intolerant
Does he want soy or almond milk then
anxiety man strikes again
i love him
good someone has to
WE ALL DO
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